My divorced neighbor told me, “I’m going to take your husband, so you’d better prepare for divorce” — when she started openly flirting with him, I decided to teach her a lesson in a way only another woman could.

PART 1

My husband, Derek, and I had been married for seventeen years when Vanessa moved next door.

She was recently divorced, beautiful, confident, and at first, I felt sorry for her.

I brought her a pie, helped her unpack, and invited her over for coffee.

That was my mistake.

Within weeks, she started finding excuses to come over whenever Derek was home.

A broken cabinet. A heavy package. A lightbulb she “couldn’t” change.

Then one afternoon, while Derek was at work, Vanessa smiled at me across my kitchen table.

“I’m going to take your husband.”

I thought she was joking.

She wasn’t.

“You should start preparing for divorce. Men get bored after that many years.”

After that, she stopped pretending.

She wore low-cut tops around Derek, leaned over our fence to talk to him, brought him homemade cookies, and touched his arm whenever she could.

Derek always stepped away.

Then Vanessa announced a big backyard barbecue for the neighborhood.

She invited Derek.

Not me.

When he showed me the invitation, he frowned.

“I’m not going.”

I smiled.

“Actually, I think you should.”

He stared at me, confused, but I already had a plan.

Half an hour after the barbecue started, I walked into Vanessa’s yard uninvited, carrying a large gift box.

The conversations around us slowly stopped.

Vanessa’s smile tightened.

“What are you doing here?”

“I brought the hostess a gift.”

I placed the box in front of her.

“Go ahead. Open it.”

With half the neighborhood watching, Vanessa lifted the lid, and the color drained from her face…